Incident Post-Mortem Template That Actually Helps (Not CYA)
The average post-mortem takes 4 hours to write and generates zero action items the team actually completes within 30 days. We looked at 120 post-mortem documents from three of our on-prem customers before rebuilding this template. 83% of action items were still "open" six months later. That's not an incident review — that's a document graveyard.
A post-mortem is worth writing only if it changes something. Everything else is CYA.
